Looking for monster jokes for kids that bring the giggles without any bad dreams? You are in the right place. Here are 25 short jokes about monsters, ghosts and silly creatures, all cute and all scare-free. They work at Halloween, in the car, at the dinner table and at bedtime. The monsters in these jokes are afraid of the dark, forget their keys and get embarrassed, just like the rest of us.
The 25 monster and ghost jokes
- The monster in the closet was afraid of the dark. The child asked why, and he explained: “It is very cramped in here and I forgot my flashlight.”
- A ghost tried to scare the cat. The cat did not even blink and just said: “You are standing in front of my television.”
- The three-headed monster could not pick an ice cream flavor. He ordered three cones, one for each head, and the heads argued over who got the strawberry.
- A ghost joined the line at the bakery. He was so quiet that five people cut in front of him. In the end, he whispered: “Boo... may I pay for my bread?”
- The monster jumped in front of the child and roared: “RAAAWR!” The child said: “How cute, did you practice?” The monster turned red and went off to practice some more.
- The sweet little vampire went to the store just to buy grape juice. At the register, the cashier asked: “Do you need a bag?” He said: “No, thanks, I fly.”
- The ghost wanted to play hide and seek, but he is so good at it that nobody ever finds him. To this day he sits in the middle of the living room, waiting for someone to agree to play.
- The monster under the bed felt a tickle from a lost sock. He spent the whole night giggling softly, and the child could not sleep because of all the giggling.
- A furry monster went to the hair salon and said: “I only want to be a little less furry.” The stylist looked at him, took a deep breath and went to get a ladder.
- The ghost tried to scare the vacuum cleaner. The vacuum swallowed his sheet. Now the ghost is wearing pajamas and feeling very embarrassed.
- The mummy got locked out of the house. She was so wrapped up that she could not find the key in her pocket.
- The swamp monster took a bath for the first time. The whole family cried happy tears: “Who is this handsome, sweet-smelling monster?”
- The skeleton danced so much at the party that his bones went clack-clack-clack. Everybody thought it was the new song and asked for an encore.
- The big-eyed monster went to the eye doctor. He explained: “I can see everything just fine. I only want glasses so I look fancy.”
- A ghost and a monster shared a house. The ghost walked through the walls, and the monster complained because he was always the one who had to use the door.
- The baby dragon tried to breathe fire, but out came one sneeze full of glitter. The child clapped so hard that he decided to breathe glitter every day.
- The child said: “I am not afraid of you.” The monster sighed with relief: “Oh good! Then can I sleep here tonight?”
- The lake monster became famous. Now he signs autographs only if you say please and bring a cookie.
- A ghost went trick or treating. The neighbor gave him a candy, but it fell right through his hand onto the floor. He spent the whole night asking for help to pick it up.
- The mud monster stepped on the clean carpet. Mom called out: “Take off your shoes!” He had six feet, and it took half an hour.
- The cuddly werewolf howled at the moon, but the moon was asleep. He said sorry and howled very softly, so he would not wake anyone.
- The ghost tried to press the elevator button, but his finger went right through. He rose through the ceiling, floor by floor, and got there before everyone else.
- The Tickle Monster was invited to scare a birthday party. Within two minutes every child was laughing on the floor, and he got a slice of cake.
- The green monster drew a picture of his best friend: a five-year-old child. He hung it on the fridge in the cave, right in the middle.
- At the end of the night, the closet monster said “good night” and the child said “good night.” They both fell asleep. The closet only snored a little.
